[PRCo] Re: A JELLY FISH DAY

[Fred Schneider]

On Feb 23, 2007, at 6:05 PM, Fred Schneider wrote:

> GUYS, I DO NOT NORMALLY FORWARD JOKES TO A LIST BUT THIS WAS SO FUNNY
> THE TEARS WERE RUNNING DOWN MY CHEEKS.   WHETHER OR NOT ITS TRUE IS
> IMMATERIAL.   IT'S HILARIOUSLY FUNNY.  I'VE SIMPLY DELETED THE SOURCE
> TO PROTECT THE IDENTITY OF THOSE WHO ORIGINATED IT AND I'M PASSING IT
> ALONG BY BLIND CARBON.
>
> SO, HERB AND JIM, WHEN TRAFFIC IS HEAVY AND SOME SLOB THROWS UP ON
> YOUR BUS, THINK OF THIS.....
>
> FWS
>
>
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>> Subject: Fw: Bad day at work - I Love My Job - I Love My Job
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>> Just a little something to brighten your afternoon.
>> Enjoy
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>> If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!
>> This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have
>> a bad day at work think of this guy.
>>
>> Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in
>> Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
>>
>> Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio
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>> station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a
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>> worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.
>>
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>> Hi Sue,
>>
>> Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
>>
>> Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling
>> down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you
>> to make you realize it's not so bad after all .
>>
>> Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you
>> with a few technicalities of my job.
>>
>> As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit
>> to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is
>> quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel
>> powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment
>> sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful
>> temperature.
>>
>> It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is
>> taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and
>> I've used it several times with no complaints.
>>
>> What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the
>> hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my
>> whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
>>
>> Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to
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>> itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
>>
>> Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out
>> from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had
>> happened.
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>> The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into
>> my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish
>> couldn't stick to it However, the crack of my butt was not as
>> fortunate.
>>
>> When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually
>> grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.
>>
>> I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator.
>> His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with
>> five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
>>
>> Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three
>> agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes
>> before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry
>> decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing
>> but my brass helmet.
>>
>> As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter
>> running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub
>> it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
>>
>> The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days
>> because my butt was swollen shut.
>>
>> So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much
>> worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
>>
>> Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my  
>> job."
>>
>> Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish
>> bad day?
>>
>> May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!
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