[PRCo] How about this?
tsquare
tsquare at toad.net
Sat Aug 24 13:22:40 EDT 2002
Hi, all
Haven't the faintest as to the source of this -- but it's somehow
prophetic in a weird sort of way..
Tom
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We
have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes
life 100%?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far ass kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
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